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"In the world which is upside down, the true is a moment of the false."


Saturday, August 30, 2003  

don't wait. act today!

Large Middle Eastern country with world's second-largest oil reserves. Infrastructure shot to hell by previous owner, and successive UN sanctions enforced by US administrations. Also, now a magnet for terrorists.
New owner has to feed and protect 25 million people. But, if you decide to trim the population, present owner promises to turn a blind eye and not complain (please do so discreetly).

A real fixer-upper. Present owner needs to sell because he has to win an election in 2004, and Iraq is a drag in the opinion polls. Also forgot to tell the American people the true cost before invasion and occupation.

Get it cheap while you can. 5-day sale. Buyers with negative feedback will not be considered. Serious bidders only!!!


going once. going twice....

posted by downtown | 11:57 PM
once upon a time...
dig these won't you?

Cost of the War in Iraq
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