rock and roll means fuck
"In the world which is upside down, the true is a moment of the false."


Friday, October 03, 2003  

so my friend carl is getting married...

i like carl. carl is good people. so when he asked me if his best man could throw his bachelor party at my house, i said of course. he added that his best man was probably gonna get a stripper and such. no problem, i said, it's a bachelor party. what the hell? (i've never actually been to a bachelor party, but i assume that this is what one does at a bachelor party, right? stripper, drunkeness, etc... i know what they do at such functions. i used to watch tv.)

anyway, i figured we might be in for some good natured, yet hopefully not over the top, fun and stuff and not some arnold style drunken gropery. then someone i barely know handed me this yesterday:


address and fucking map deleted to protect the guilty

also, anyone who knows carl will understand the frankenstein reference. he's in to the creepy crawly kind of stuff. god bless him.

apparently, i am now the proprietor of club phil. $15 at the door? i've also been told that there will be a dj. christ, i'm in trouble. i'm already preparing my statements for the cops that will undoubtedly be knocking on my door about 11 or so.

what's worse is that i will be totally missing the motherfucking turbonegro show in hollywood! fuck!

i hope this all works out. i hope carl has a great time. i hope he stays married forever and his bride to be won't hate me for being a facilitator.

here we go...

turbonegro: "rock against ass"
" so you better run home. get on the motherfuckin' phone. it's time to rock against ass.."

posted by downtown | 5:36 PM
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