"In the world which is upside down, the true is a moment of the false."
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Thursday, April 01, 2004 a couple of new non-hallmark holidays first, i have neglected to mention a holiday whose time has most certainly come, steak and a blowjob day, if for no other reason than, should i have chosen to celebrate steak and a blowjob day this year, i would have been forced to take myself out for both. regardless, i think it's about time. March 20th is now officially "Steak and Blowjob Day". Simple, effective and self explanatory, this holiday has been created so you ladies finally have a day to show your man how much you love him. No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town; the name of the holiday explains it all, just a steak and a BJ. Thats it. Finally, this twin pair of Valentine's Day and Steak and Blowjob Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere try THAT much harder in February to ensure a memorable March 20th. Its like a perpetual love machine! The word is already beginning to spread, but as with any new idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word, and help bring love and peace to this crazy world. And, of course, steak and BJs. simple. to the point. 'nuff said. which brings us to a new holiday i will most certainly be celebrating this year, national "I'm Embarrassed By My President Day". as someone who has spent a good bit of time over the previous few years out of the country, let's just say i have plenty of practice. Are you embarrassed by the arrogance, greed, shortsightedness, selfishness, and outright lies told by George W. Bush and his administration? Join tens of thousands of others across the country and world and wear a brown armband or ribbon to symbolize all the BS coming out of the White House. It's not just that I disagree with the current administration. I'm outraged. And I'm downright embarrassed to talk to anyone from another country. I'm embarrassed to have a President so arrogant, so dishonest, so hawkish, that in three years, he has nearly destroyed any good relations we had before he took office, and worsened those that were already bad. So this April 1st, April Fools day, join tens of thousands of others who are wearing brown armbands or ribbons to signify the bullshit flowing down from Washington. ladies and gents, a holiday for today, a festivus for the rest of us. spread the word! the delgados: "make your move" "so go with me inside believe you have so much to give" posted by downtown | 3:06 AM |
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